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When my family wakes up they’re all:
When I wake up I’m like:
(Source: brooklyndreaming)
(Source: samljackson)
so driving back from the city yesterday, i get a random text from what appears to be a middle school boy that texted the wrong number.
^lil playa~~
so does this make me a fucked up individual or
This is my favorite thing
So i’m like o yeah, it’s time to sleep
And the teacher hands out a question sheet, knowing you’re not going to sleep.
And I’m like, Why you messin with my sleep?
Then the video goes fast as hell, and I miss like 5 answers in that one minuet
And everyone around me keeps asking, what were the answers
And I’m like, shut the hell up.
And I miss another answer because I can’t hear the video.
At the end, I only have like 2 answers, and I’m like
